Ah yes, another quiz, (sinister laugh)
1. Do you like blue cheese?
I prefer the blood red type
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
I've smoked crack, crank, weed, I've done speed, reds, PCP, Coke, pepsi and Dr Pepper....but I'm no junkie so no, I have NOT done heroin thank you!
3. Do you own a gun?
It's in a river right now and I'll be damed if I tell you when I last fired it and which river it's in!!
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Spit
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Doctors get nervous before my appointments.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
No dog is hot to me, they're just another !@#!@#! player! (refer to question #3)
7. Favorite Christmas song?
"This is Halloween, This is Halloween, halloween halloween town...."
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
my morning cup of BLOOD!!
And espresso laced with sugar :-)
9. Can you do push ups?
One.... almost there.....yes!
I can do a push up!!!
11. What's your favorite piece of
jewelry?
Tooth and Nail....I make my own
:-)
12. Favorite hobby?
My one push up
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I give 5 minutes of concentration to everything I do, so I think the term 'multi-tasker' is less accusatory!
15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Being nice to people. I'd really like to walk in to work and say "Hey mother F!@#$, I hate you, I hate you and I REALLY hate YOU! And that tie looks like Godzilla threw up all over you!" Instead of the perfunctory "Good morning, how's it going, like the tie...."
16. Middle name?
it's in morse code so you wouldn't get it.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...
1. blank stare
2. blanker stare
3.really blank stare
18. Name 3 things you bought
1. Dynamite from a guy named Snake
2. the "How to Blow Up Your Workplace and Not Get Caught" cd-rom from Snake.
3.an ice cream cone
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1.Battery acid
2.Clorox bleach
3.Espresso
20. Current worry right now?
Not escaping before the bomb goes off!
21. Current hate right now?
refer to any comments about work!
22. Favorite place to be?
standing outside of my work with binoculars, watching the trio I'm about to get rid of!
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
With sinister plans to destroy a building
24. Where would you like to go?
Oh I already KNOW where I'm going after the bomb detonates, but let's see if I can make it over the border before they catch me...
25. Name three people who will complete this.
Complete my plan of evil?
26. Do you own slippers?
I am a slippery character
27. What shirt are you wearing?
I'm naked!!
KIDDING!!! Perverts, what were you thinking!!!
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
My bed is made of concrete and my pillow made of cardboard...oh sure, I'd love some satin sheets to throw on top of that baby. Spruce up the box a little!
29. Can you whistle?
"You just put your lips together and blow..." (Lauren Bacall in the Big Sleep)
30. Favorite color(s)?
Black, blue and pink
31. Would you be a pirate?
Only on Jack Sparrow's ship :-)
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
"Janie's Got a Gun..."
33. Favorite girl's name?
JOAN OF ARC
34. Favorite boy's name?
Jack Sparrow hahaha
35. What's in your pocket right now?
a peice of paper with a cell phone number written on it, I'm supposed to swallow it as soon as I make that call
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
taking pot shots at my cat with a bee bee gun.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Anything I didn't pee on!
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The day my heart turned to stone. I think it's worked for me though...
39. Do you love where you live?
I love where everyone else lives. Give me the spare room!
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1
41. Who is your loudest friend?
all the voices in my head have their moment of obnoxious volume
42. How many dogs do you have?
ZERO and let's keep it that way!!
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
If he does Im going to crush him into powder!!
45. What is your favorite book?
Refer to question #18, number 2 in the list
46. What is your favorite candy?
Skittling at college parties!!
47. What is your favorite sports team?
blank stare
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I waver between My Chemical Romance's "Bury Me in Black,"
Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl" and "Let Me Go" by 3 Doors Down. I dunno, it's so hard to choose...
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
I'm not answering anything without my lawyer.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I'm alive? God blast it!
Now look at my answers. Do you honestly think I'm EVER bored?
Wink wink
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